So let’s say you have 5 dollars and there’s a list of prices for the qualities of your perfect man, what would he be like? 😀 
So let’s say you have 5 dollars and there’s a list of prices for the qualities of your perfect man, what would he be like? 😀
Let’s keep it rich, smart, funny and faithful. ??
A platform should be created on this blog where we’d have sex with whoever we wish here, through the words of the mouth. Only God knows what I would do to Kryxx. I love this analysis.
*GASP* Max! I didn’t know you’re a Big-Dick whore.
?? let the revelations begin.
Its never been a secret Na. I always scream it here. Its a requirement and can’t be compromised over in my checklist. It just feels better to look at, touch, or yank in your mouth. Don’t have time for small canes biko.**throws face away*
My my my! This is a first I’m hearing of it. Who woulda thunk it? lol
We evidently missed those announcements. Lol.
Ok that was fast. You’ve already shopped for the Mr Right and asking for delivery at once?
How much dey ya account? *begins planning obodo oyibo waka Kere-baby style* ???
@PP no time to waste. Man don dey old.?
LOL. My dear, it’s a wah o.
I don’t want another Saturday to meet me unmarried.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!! I can see that
LOL. Touche.
I’m gonna have my accountant fax you proof that you are about becoming the trophy husband of a billionaire. Can you say yes already?
***drumroll**** we are pleased to announce the discovery and unveiling of KDs newest size queen – Lady Maxine!!! ****bows and scampers off amid thunderous applause***
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!
I just knew Kryxxx’s comment would be priceless. Kai! iDied!
Lucky you.
It’s evident some of us don start weekend already. See analysis ???
?? Eeeya, I hope say you no want pikin too sha. That one no dey my agenda as I no get patience and brain cells to wreck on top them.
Trophy husband things?! *checks sef in mirror* Mba. I no fit that bill at all bet your money can rearrange a few things here and there sha ?? *see me yarning as if I can stand the sight of blood and surgical blade*
Awww i miss girlfriends cant even remember how it dissapeared frm my lappy.Especially that girl with the smart mouth,she’s on hollywood divas now.Big dick anyday for me,funny and must be ruggedly handsome too,who needs a smart guy?as if life isnt boring enough alot of times i dont need a stuckup dude abeg who takes life too serious and alwayd trying to figure shi out.
MM 20 for what? *frowns* pls PP don’t corrupt my Bae. lol
kryxxx u just killed me.
No ooo. No credit allowed.
Do I look like a loan shark to you?
Good in bed, rich and faithful 2. 5. 10
4, 8,9,10
6,8,9,10. Francis marry me please…
Perfect man huh? I’ll rather keep my $5 and buy myself ice cream, sharwarma, and curl up in front of my TV watching reruns of “girlfriends”
I think I have $20.
OkBye.
Oooooooooooooohhhhh!
I so hate shopping! And its even worse when one has limited fund! Oh well, necessity they say is the mother of invention! Lemme pick the necessary **Drags out my shopping cart**
1. Hmmn! Handsome? I wouldnt mind but its too dear! Gonna take a bulk of my cash! And what would one do with a handsome face nd ugly body? Biko, I pass you!
2. Oh la la! Nice body…. I like! I like! I like! Mustn’t be Trey Songz nice but as long as there no potbelly or love handles going on, good to go! Under consideration!
3. Nice Ass? Love me a well defined ass on me man! Something to hold on to nd urge him on for more, or to ogle/smack when he strut about in briefs or tight pants **moans**. But since he won’t be needing it for much bedroom activity like I would be doing, we shall pass.
4. Big dick? Good for viewing pleasure only! Maybe a lil bj on days when I have a deathwish to choke nd die! But u ain’t getting near this ass! So, ngwa swerve!
5. Y is dis one $2 naa? Not to huge on sex so we go manage am badly on d days we do!
6. As long as he is comfortable nd am not footing his bills, we dont mind if he is not rich!
7. **screaming** Yes! Yes! Yes! Tall, he must be!! He definitely must be! Musnt be as tall as me, but hell he must reach my shoulders or neck!
8. Of course he has to be smart! Duh! I wouldn’t want my eyes to drop off my sockets due to much rolling out of boredom/disgust when we r having a discuss! He has to!
9. My mumu is enough for both of us! Espeaelekwe! Me is a clown nd would want someone who @ least has a sense of humour to put up with my iberibe!
10. **snaps fingers in zig-zag formation** As long as am faithful, you sure haff to be or I put otapiapia in ur meal!
So, Nice body -Check!
Tall – check!
Smart – Double check!
Faithful – You just have to be! You dont wanna die! Checcccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk!
Oh no! My cart is carrying more than I can pay for! So, Since am stuck with one extra above my budget, I guess I will just shoplift “tall” naa! Sharp guy no be thief!
Ngwaaaaaaaa, byeeeeeeeeeeee!
5,8,9,10.
But the point is moot,already have who/what I need.
Am more of a sapiosexual………once he’s smart, on a sexy body, the rest is history………
I’m just wondering how the current exchange rate would affect the features I can afford
Nice ass $2, Smart $1, funny $1, faithful $1
Handsome $3 Nice body $3 Good in bed $2 Rich $2
Jeez, these commodities are too damn expensive for a supermarket where everything is looking GOOD! *hungrily looking from aisle to aisle, tapping my shopping cart impatiently*
faithful
smart
good in bed…
keep the change
4, 7 and errrmm!! can i have some more 4?
It definitely would be 4,8,9,10 and 6
A bro is allowed to make purchase on credit. No?
Umm… Pinky…
Do I really have to shop for Мy perfect man???
I’m already living with mine *staring Lovingly at HERO*
<3 <3 <3
2 and 3 is more than enough for me.
$5 won’t be enough. can I borrow extra $2 PP?
1, 8, 10.
Too easy!