Nice Ass, Tom Hardy!

As a boy, he admitted to boinking other boys. As a man, we all want to boink him. Just check out that ass.

Tom Hardy, the brutish Brit, made headlines back in 2008 when asked if he had ever had sex with men:

“As a boy? Of course I have. I’m an actor for fuck’s sake. I’m an artist. I’ve played with everything and everyone. But I’m not into men sexually. I love the form and the physicality but the gay sex bit does nothing for me. In the same way as a wet vagina would turn someone else into a lemon-sucking freak. To me, it just doesn’t compute now I’m into my 30s and it doesn’t do it for me and I’m done experimenting.”

Despite whatever residual childhood trauma he holds onto from his youthful experimentation, that didn’t stop him from playing the dual roles of twin gangsters — and incestuous lovers — Ronnie and Reggie Kray in the film about their lives, Legend.

Nor did it stop him, as reported by The SUN, from dropping trou as he filmed the British-American series Taboo. The series is about stolen diamonds.

An onlooker said: “It was a chilly day and not ideal conditions to be out on a boat shooting nude scenes, but that didn’t seem to bother Tom. He was naked at one point, and had to wade out of the boat into the chilly water carrying a big sack of gear.”

Hardy was said to be “in good shape and has been doing some gym work.”