The Happenings
“You Need To Be Straight.” The Audacity of the Homophobe
Have you ever had a WTF encounter with a homophobe that had your face in an expression worthy of a meme?
Well, here’s one. When a KDian is buzzed on his inbox by a friend-from-university-days. And this friend has something to get off his chest.




“When are you leaving this country? ” ? What sort of stupid question is that? Leaving to where? It’s as if there are countries meant for gays… This is our geographical destiny, don’t go any where! All these countries granting asylum to gay people can’t accommodate all the gay people from Nigeria. So straight people have claimed the ownership of this country right? If I hear, I go tear person slap ?
Notice the homophobic bastard was trying to properly engage the conversation. That’s subtly a shenanigan of a closeted gay guy.
Whoever this KDian is, Thank you!
“Is there an evacuation notice I missed?”
????
really very unfortunate
Ihukwa such Iberiberic questions.
A gay, that phrase irritates me more than homophobia. You’re already a bigot no need to add bad English to your offences.
“You need to be straight.”
“When are you leaving this country?”
Unfortunate.
Delle… the responses are just ok biko.
Hian o! The audacity biko nu.
Your responses, dear KDian, were too nice. Too nice.?