Came upon this on Buzzfeed, 17 favorite Ellen quotes that were put out in celebration of the talk show host’s birthday last year, and I simply had to share. Check on them.
1.On following your own path:
2. On motivating yourself:
3. On sexual preference:
4. On living life to the fullest:
5. On getting older:
6. On finding happiness:
7. On living a balanced life:
8. On true necessities:
9. On standing for values:
10. On gay rights:
11. On accepting who you are:
12. On teaching children important lessons:
13. On marriage:
14. On the importance of Taylor Swift:
15. On being open-minded:
16. On being true to yourself:
17. And on being kind:
Oh sweet sweet Ellen.
This is about the only lesbian I can relate to. Naija lesbians are so butch, rough, beer-drinking, igbo-smoking and thuggish. Well then again, whatever floats each person’s boat.
NB these arent pearls..more like diamond, duhling! *flips imaginary hair*
Not all Naija lesbians o.
in the spirit of “Naija lesbians are so butch, rough, beer-drinking etc.” I’ve decided to chime in and observe from your comment that Naija gays are judgmental, effeminate and need to proofread/rethink their inane comments thoroughly before making sweeping generalisations.
I suppose you think you just made a smart comment. You didnt.
Generalising again.
10000 likes!!
Looool!!
Gbam!
He had you there bro, he had you there??
…or a self imposing, self righteous sanctimonious prick that ignores that there is no single story and people evolve and grow at differing paces.
Hey chandie, do yourself a favor and check KD archives if you just joined recently. Only then will you understand why I took my time to type this for you ?.
Nice day…
Its ironic how we might have crossed paths but nobody would ever suspect I am a Lesbian. Honey, its 2016, assuming every Lesbian is Butch is Homophobic and Sexist. Its like me assuming every gay man is girly or a glittering butterfly. I don’t know where you find your majority of lesbians but you need to step out more and yeah, STOP ASSUMING.
One crystal clear secret, Its really NOT that easy to spot a Lesbian, unless she throws it in your face, so take a seat and breathe a little 🙂
…. There is a backstory here abi? Can anyone bring me up to speed??
Durling Max, do me a favor and send me links to these archives in question. Cause I truly want to understand.
If only I knew but I don’t think there is a backstory. I have only noticed how quick he is to bring up ‘self loathing’ and ‘IH’ like whoever hasn’t gotten to that point of self acceptance is a complete waste of human resource. And he does so without even bothering to know what unique circumstance surrounds the individual. I don’t find that attitude funny at all.
I can’t stand them in clubs ! Lord gimme strength ! Always trying to overdo the guys. Smh
Lol. I like Ellen.
my two favourite lesbians are called ellen (page and degeneres)
The Coffee part got me?? and the serial killer part.
Let me add to her quote :
On opinions–
Everyone’s opinion matter, unless you’re a self loathing Internalized homophobe, then it doesn’t. ??
I feel (emphasis on feel, don’t disgrace yourself by misreading) this blog(people) has something against Lesbians, its ironic and sad since this is LGBT inclusive and not just exclusive to Gay men. Its okay not to like women, I guess, but keep your hate and negativity to yourselves. You are acting like straight people towards us which is ironic and painful. This comment is from observations and thanks for this post KD, I needed some reminders from her 🙂
I’d love to meet her one day
I’m in so much trouble now! Numbers 3, 5, and 10 had me called out in class by my lecturer for laughing so loudly! Oh well…