Disclaimer: Please keep in mind that it’s all Bantz. It is not to be taken seriously o!
1. When you first meet him
Yes! I see husband Material, let me goan price it!
2. Then he finally asks you out
YASSSSSSSSSS GAWD!
3. Then you show him off to your friends
That’s right, girls! That’s him! I’ll be taking just a few questions on how I landed him!
4. You make sure all your friends are jealous
Am I glowing? That’s what love can do!
5. First time you are out and he says “tone down the gayness”
You need recalibration!
6. Then he introduces his girlfriend to you
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
7. He tells his girlfriend you are his cousin
Is that so? ! I wasn’t your cousin last night when you were moaning my name o!
8. He hits on another girl while y’all are together
*Dials Funeral Home*
9. He tells you to get a girlfriend as well, so that you can blend in
*Stares at his stupidity*
10. You run into his girlfriend at the mall:
She’s not even that fine sef. Mtchew!
11. Meanwhile he tells you that you cannot date other guys
See this weyrey…
12. He asks you to delete Grindr and yet he keeps Tinder.
Oya na, talk another nonsense, since that’s the game we are playing.
13. You finally decide you have had enough and dump him.
Abracadabra and get the fuck out!
Created by Dennis Macaulay and Deola
I’m currently dating one and I can relate most of the points here.
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I’ve been so caught up with the current going ons that it’s good to read something light hearted and be able to laugh.
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Aaaaw, you guys tried no be small. This meme stories can sometimes fall flat but this worked.
Lmao í ½í¸í ½í¸
Yeah quite true,the introduction part and calling you his cousin.
The days of the girl sef are numbered if he cannot call you ‘friend’. Cousin loun loun?
Looool @ pricing the husband material part. And the expressions…DIVINE!
Biko, whats happening in the second picture?
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LMAO. ????
As soon as I started seeing the memes I just knew that messy Deola would be involved. Relatable stuff(some of them @ least)
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biko why is there no like button?
Oh, but there is. People just don’t use it.
Jesus Christ?????
Why Una mumu plenty like this na???
Oh dear, this was hilarious. Especially Did a Ritz slaying in that lipsync in the second meme.
That lipsync is Iconic!
That’s how a a true lip sync should be done. Like get into the song, and have fun, none of that tearing wig and clothes desperation nonsense that people like Milan do. ????
Milan? What wee you now say of Mimi Imfirst and her martial arts? Jinx Monsoon and Detox’s lipsync was an all-time fave tho.
Ndewooo ndi RuPaul Drag Race. Ekelemoooo.
Raven lipsync was the best to me.
The best lip sync of all time will always be ChiChi Devanye vs Thorg Thor.
Hallelujah.
Ummmm no. That particular lip sync is quite hyped.
It was good but it wasn’t even Alyssa Edwards Vs Roxxy Andrews hood not to talk of Dida Ritz Vs The Princess.
What on earth is all this about lip syncing bikonu? *exasperated*
Nna eh, one day we sha join the RuPaul Drag’s Race watchers convention by force by fire.
Didn’t know there are humans on earth that haven’t watched Rupaul’s Drag Race. *shocked to the marrow*.
Lol!
They wee nor kee pesin this morning with this post abeg ????????
The look on that child’s face in number 12, priceless!!!!!!???
Ok I loooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee!!!
I can’t say I am exactly surprise to see the name of the creators of this torture.
This is what happens when mess meets messy and decide to collabo.
I love this plenty plenty. Abeg make una do more, we could use more laughs around here. Well done boys.
Biko who is Mess and Who is Messy?
#AskingForMyPeaceOfMind
***Saunters past*** ?
Where is that moment when you poison him for having an active girlfriend?
This was cray cray tho. LOVED IT!
Funny-yes,but this isn’t all true,its too over exaggerated,if I’ll date a guy or girl,dey would be my only priorities for as long as the relationship lasts,the biphobia iv witnessed here is incredible,#just_saying.
Sweetheart did you read the disclaimer at the top?
Am talkin about d comments; “biphobia iv witnessed here is incredible”.
The disclaimer was up for a good reason; Bain, take some chill pills ojaree!
*rolling on the floor*
My Belle oooO!
Lmao!! This is hilarioussss! I swearrrrr and absolutely correct
LMAO! I’m currently at stage 9!. It’s now an everyday discussion.
Pffts! Can you imagine? I’d like to know the details of how you dumped his annoying ass
*Feels intense guilt*
But still Laughs anyway…
lol @Opera’s face
LMFAOOOO! This is hilarious …a prototype and mostly true