With Game Of Thrones now over, JK Rowling reveals that Jon Snow is gay

With Game Of Thrones now over, JK Rowling reveals that Jon Snow is gay

Popular children’s author and part time twitter troll JK Rowling has today revealed to her many fans that popular Game of Thrones character Jon Snow is gay, disabled, and also black.

“You know, just because it wasn’t explicitly mentioned, doesn’t mean that Jon wasn’t in a three-way, long-distance relationship with Tormund and the Hound,” tweeted Rowling to a follower in response to a question about her thoughts on the Thrones finale. “Also, for your information, Sansa was into pegging, so jot that down.”

“I thought it was obvious,” JK Rowling continued in response to confused fans. “The subtext was there all along if you knew where to look for it, which you didn’t because I only just told you now after the story was finished, as is my style.”

However, many fans are refusing to believe that this isn’t just revisionism by Rowling to seem progressive, given that she never even wrote Game of Thrones in the first place. Others though, are taking the news as gospel stating “Hey, if those two idiot show-writers for HBO are allowed to desecrate George R.R. Martin’s books, I don’t see why the greatest living fantasy writer shouldn’t also be allowed to have a crack at shitting all over the story.”

It is an opinion the Thrones creator himself, George R.R. Martin, seems to agree with, having spoken highly of JK Rowling’s work when asked recently about her tweets.

“Sure, let her have her fun, god knows I’m never finishing those stupid fantasy books anyway,” Martin laughed. “Why the hell would I – I’m rich, famous and own a Yacht. As if I care about fantasy stories about dragons and nerd shit anymore. Jokes on all you idiots if you ever thought I actually had an ending worked out for this mess of a story! Now I’m off to sleep with my model wife, and eat a bucket of lobster. Catch you all on the flip side losers.”

Originally published on chaser.com

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6 Comments

  1. Colossus
    May 25, 06:45 Reply

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  2. Fred
    May 25, 06:59 Reply

    Martin has scarred me for life o

  3. Mandy
    May 25, 07:48 Reply

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ohmaigod. This!!!!

  4. No
    May 25, 09:32 Reply

    It’s a parody article.

  5. Chris
    May 27, 00:36 Reply

    I’m disappointed.
    That Jon is gay isn’t supposed to be an issue here

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