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  1. Colossus
    December 2, 2019

    I’ll be returning to this post, need to really take it all in.

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  2. Mandy
    December 2, 2019

    👏👏👏👏 Very informative. These might seem like too much stress for one to go through just to fuck, but we don’t have the luxury of casually hooking up anymore in this country.

    Stay safe, folks.

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  3. Max
    December 2, 2019

    “No hookup is a do-or-die affair”

    I made a similar list of locations some years ago on this platform but people dismissed it as me being shady towards people who live there.

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    • Mitch
      December 2, 2019

      “Because if you don’t shag him, you will live to shag someone else.”

      These words should be etched in stone! And carried about by every single member of the community in this doggone country.
      They’re words that we have to live by in these trying times.

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    • trystham
      December 2, 2019

      Max!!!!!!! Where have you been?

      Anyways, all that list…no wonder I’m single.

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  4. BRYAN PETERS
    December 2, 2019

    Thanks a lot Pinky. It couldn’t have been put any better.
    #IfYouDontShagHimYouWillShagSomeoneElse
    SHIKENAH!!!!

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  5. Victor
    December 2, 2019

    Thank you PP. These will come in really handy .
    Then I suppose our motto is “ if you don’t shag him , you’ll live to shag someone else.”😄

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  6. McDuke
    December 2, 2019

    The summary of it all, ditch your hook up apps and get you a fuck buddy if you’re not in a relationship. This is a lot, the risks ain’t worth it…

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  7. Fabby.
    December 2, 2019

    I still insist on asking around every time you meet someone new, the community is not that big Someone knows someone no matter how descreet the person is, show him to your friends let them ask their friends if non of them knows the person, let his friend’s friends ask their friends, if after all these and no one knows him then honey its not worth it, nobody is that descreet not even kito agents sef.

    Sometimes ago, I left Bayelsa for Benin, it was a work related trip(so no, no be ashawo waka), after the day’s job, i logged on to grinder, met this really cute guy, after much time getting acquainted,I got him to give me his facebook Id, found out we had just three mutual friends,I asked all the three guys, non of them had met with him, I asked a friend in Benin who then went on to ask other persons, till one of them was able to confirm the guy.
    Some of y’all don’t like to ask around so you don’t get slut shamed or for any other reason, we are way past silent hook up and getting in trouble just because you can’t ask.
    Who no dey fuck biko, ask plssssss so you dont get asked how e happen after the gbege.

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  8. Haiku
    December 2, 2019

    This wisdom is absolutely golden. Learning to trust your intuition is key out there.

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  9. Sim
    December 3, 2019

    I get sad that kito diary has not been featured on CNN and other big media outlets.

    I suggest KD and pinky should be nominated for that award- ur are true hero

    Lastly, all these big men abi celebrities— let’s contribute small things and support pinky. Maybe a MacBook 🤷‍♂️

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    • Silver
      December 3, 2019

      I’m with you on this. Perhaps you can contact me let’s see what can be done.

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      • Sim
        December 3, 2019

        Heh Silver,

        I really do not know you but I’ll ask around for your contact.

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  10. Lyon
    December 4, 2019

    Thanks Momma! You’ve said it all. Believe me when I say I’ve escaped a lot by following the kito-related posts here.
    Thanks again.

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  11. Pretty Mocking Bird
    December 13, 2019

    I guess it’s decided that I’m never going to get laid in Nigeria then.

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