Photo: The Game Has Got Ass

Photo: The Game Has Got Ass

IMG-20160504-WA001So there’s so much contention going on over The Game’s latest offering on Instagram (I have to start following that guy). So it’s not an eggplant. It’s his ass. And dang! Those cakes look…

A school of thought says fake. Another says real. And yet another school of thought is wondering whether he really expects women to appreciate that. (Are there straight gals into ass #AskingForMyPeaceOfMind)

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  1. Francis
    May 04, 06:05 Reply

    Yep! Some gals definitely appreciate a good ass especially the ones that are lacking somehow in that department IME.

    • Pink Panther
      May 04, 06:37 Reply

      So Magdiva, you ARE female. Word has been trending on the street about your gender and I’ve been thinking you’re a colourful ‘sista’ 😀
      So y’all like ass too?

      • Francis
        May 04, 06:39 Reply

        Hmmm, I think she has mentioned that before na. Can’t remember on which post now

      • Magdiva
        May 04, 06:55 Reply

        Lol @ word has been trending on the streets.

        Like Francis said, I have mentioned it before somewhere.

        I can’t speak for all the other women, but I do like me a nice piece off ass especially when it’s tucked into not so skinny jeans *drools*

        • Pink Panther
          May 04, 07:02 Reply

          Heheheee!!! You’re delightful.
          PS: You know I’m going to now have to ask you to write something for KD, don’t you? 😀

          • Magdiva
            May 04, 07:25 Reply

            Ohh no ?

            Please don’t PP. I don’t think I can compete with the talent here.

    • Delle
      May 04, 08:37 Reply

      Magdiva is female? Oh sweetheart! *runs to hug*

  2. Mandy
    May 04, 06:50 Reply

    But that ass though, and then you think about his eggplant, and you just realize this guy is a well endowed thirst trap. #drool

  3. dabo
    May 04, 07:26 Reply

    i just need him to sit on my face,that’s all!!!

  4. ambivalentone
    May 04, 07:34 Reply

    They kuku do. Imagine my shock when this janjala thing said she likes to grab something when they are doing the do…all these private university grads sef…their eyes don tear tay tay

  5. Kenny
    May 04, 07:40 Reply

    Looks very real. I see no reason why a straight guy will doctor a picture to make his ass look bigger. *off to find him on IG*

    • #Chestnut
      May 04, 07:47 Reply

      @kenny : u’d be surprised what ppl do for the gram. we’ve known the Game for how many years now? how come the ass looks different today? (trust me, I would have noticed it between 2006 and now…)

      • façade
        May 04, 08:07 Reply

        I just googled him n pictures pple took while he was performing shows game really has a big fat ass

      • Francis
        May 04, 08:10 Reply

        Jon Snow your stalking game is weak as fuck! See competition??????

        • façade
          May 04, 08:17 Reply

          Its not stalking, its called verifying infomation

          • Francis
            May 04, 08:26 Reply

            I was referring to Chestnut who has been “monitoring” since 2006

      • Delle
        May 04, 08:45 Reply

        @Chestnut…actually, the ass grows overtime. Five years ago, I was slipper-assed. So, there’s a huge possibility his grew overtime. 10 years is a lotta time for that to happen, especially if he spends most of his time doing those exercises that push out the ass

  6. Enugu Guy
    May 04, 08:11 Reply

    Some straight girls and even so called straight guys appreciate guys wit big ass, I for one have an ass that’s quite noticable and a straight girl has once told me that my ass is abnormally big for a normal guy, and for straight guys, am tired of their proposals

    • Delle
      May 04, 08:37 Reply

      *rolling my eyes till they drop out*

  7. #Chestnut
    May 04, 08:22 Reply

    @enugu guy : straight guys proposition u regularly?

  8. Delle
    May 04, 08:34 Reply

    Oh my God, this post is doing me one kain. So he actually positioned himself in front of the mirror (very purposefully I should add), turned to his side and most of all, covered his crotch area to accentuate the attention on the ass?! Lmao…that’s just too somehow abeg.

    OAN, there actually are ladies that are into men with cakes…I know of one first-hand. *giggles sheepishly*

    • façade
      May 04, 08:43 Reply

      N the thought that he was once a male G string stripper, lawd knows I’d love to see him in that thong

  9. lluvmua
    May 04, 08:47 Reply

    abeg *gracefully collects lastma jacket* somebody should help me with his IG handle na !!!! *pls*

  10. INDIGENE.
    May 04, 09:19 Reply

    I will pass…
    what would I do with that ass?
    That ass might av drawn the main thing I crave for….

  11. posh6666
    May 04, 09:43 Reply

    This man has always been very vain and can be very petty especially to ladies.He sees himself as a gift to mankind and the arrogance I sense in his posts ugh!

    • Kenny
      May 04, 09:56 Reply

      My dear appreciate the ass and move on na??

  12. Enugu Guy
    May 04, 09:59 Reply

    @pp and chestnut, yes straight guys do. They are always like, “how I wish u are a girl, I for marry you since”. I even suspect one anyways, and he has begged me severally to stop wearing shorts or 3/4 shorts out on the streets.

    • Francis
      May 04, 10:05 Reply

      *sighs* sick and tired of hearing that from straight folks. I’m always tempted to scream “make up your mind about your sexuality”

      • Keredim
        May 04, 10:14 Reply

        Really @Francis, they say that to you too?!???

        • Francis
          May 04, 13:43 Reply

          Hold up, wait a minute.? I was referring to the second part of his comment about wearing shorts in public. Peeps be staring like say i be alien. Only some approach and tell me that it’s too much.

          Infact my oga don warn me not to wear shorts for evening and weekend shifts but I can’t be bothered most especially in this HOT weather. Besides I need to tan the legs small. Lol

          Only God knows what they’ll say when I start rocking the ones that really go high above the knees.

          I’ve never gotten the “How I wish say you be woman” thing. Just the “see as you carry ynash like woman” and that was many many months back. ??? *Nostalgic*

        • Keredim
          May 04, 15:51 Reply

          But @Francis, we have spoken about your x- legs before.??

          • Francis
            May 04, 17:04 Reply

            ??? X-legs, Y-legs na our inheritance from our mama and me gusta asi. ? #SelfLove. Siddon there till you hear say I don insure them for $1million ?????

            • Keredim
              May 04, 17:57 Reply

              Well if na from your mum, i shall withdraw all shade concerning your legs henceforth . Because at the we know…Nneka!???

      • Peak
        May 04, 10:21 Reply

        Lol, @Keredim, you wouldn’t be asking this kind of question if you have met Francis. **turns and waves at Francis** Doctor I hail o!

    • ambivalentone
      May 04, 10:15 Reply

      Na wah!!! Pictures of this fat ‘I can be gay for that’ ass or adonbilivit

      • Delle
        May 04, 11:17 Reply

        Oh Ambi, u had better believe it. Two of my straight roommates have used that ‘if u were a girl, I’d have married you’ line on me too. So yes, they do say it.

        • ambivalentone
          May 04, 16:52 Reply

          Sweets, I imagine dy say stuff like dt. But this nyash(es)..I just wantu see n confirm ni. Dassal!

          • Pink Panther
            May 04, 17:12 Reply

            LMAO!!! Ambi, you won’t leave them and goan get your own

            • ambivalentone
              May 04, 20:30 Reply

              You kuku know its not fat arse if it has a distended gut attached. Its just FAT. That, my dear Pinky, Delle and Chizoba, is what I just wantu confirm.

  13. Peak
    May 04, 10:14 Reply

    Straight men and women alike, like a well formed rear lobes. Most times, it has nothing to do with sex. People just like 2 appreciate what they don’t have or would like to have. It’s mostly fuelled by vain tendencies. A lot of them just want to fill out their pants and skirts properly and think lobes weren’t apportioned accordingly.

    • Francis
      May 04, 17:01 Reply

      ???? Dust ya eyes. You’re reading things in reverse.

  14. Chizzie
    May 04, 17:53 Reply

    But what is a straight man doing with all this ass? The Game should be kind enough to share some with most of these Yoruba bottoms, cause clearly they seem to be lacking in that department.

  15. Novacane
    May 05, 15:39 Reply

    Just a few more squats and i’ll get there… eventually. sigh

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