Ben Affleck’s Huge Schlong And The Manatomy Award

Ben Affleck’s Huge Schlong And The Manatomy Award

The good folks over at Mr. Man, who do the important work of cataloging every full-frontal and ass shot in television and film for your masturbating pleasure, are now doing the first annual Manatomy Awards.

Awards include Best Gay Scene, Best Picture, Best Full Frontal, Best Butt, and there’s a “Lifetime Skinchievement Award” for a certain actor’s full career of on-screen nudity.

And if you have seen Gone Girl, and spotted Ben Affleck’s gigantic flaccid cock shot, then you know that has to win something, right? Check on it below.affleck-penis_sml

*sigh* Jennifer Garner has herself quite the handful. No wonder JLo won’t rest for this man matter.

Click HERE to check out the Manatomy Awards.

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    • A-non
      March 04, 05:52 Reply

      As in ehn!

      Using my bb, so had to zoom the thing wella to satisfy my eyes.

      *grinning sheepishly*

      • King Mufasa
        March 04, 09:36 Reply

        Thank you A-non for the “tip” … you’re very kind.
        **now grinning sheepishly**

      • Mercury
        March 04, 14:07 Reply

        Na dis kain thing you dey like…..Olosho.

  1. Pete
    March 04, 04:54 Reply

    Not seeing anything oh

  2. Masked Man
    March 04, 05:03 Reply

    Well, that’s something. Not too impressive anyway.

    • A-non
      March 04, 05:51 Reply

      @Masked man, may we see how impressive yours is?

    • Max
      March 04, 06:03 Reply

      You need to see the movie to see it well..

  3. Max
    March 04, 06:02 Reply

    Yeah I saw it too. Had to rewind it and pause a few times. I was quite impressed.

  4. Bobby
    March 04, 06:03 Reply

    Pink u wia supposed to pause that glorious moment and screenshot it nah…I can’t even see d penis…mtcheeeeews

    • A-non
      March 04, 06:14 Reply

      Thirst much??!!

      Have some Orijin and cranberry juice on the rocks.

  5. kendigin
    March 05, 12:37 Reply

    Don’t be surprised its a penis strapon

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