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  1. Dennis Macauley
    September 15, 05:03 Reply

    Chai! ROTFL

    This is hilarious!

    I know this guy in PH here, he is a bouncer at a night club so you can guess what he looks like; tall, strapping, muscular, 6pack and all. The guy however can bottom for Africa and asia. Has no interest in being top whatsoever and a lot of bottoms are always heartbroken over it. LOL

    It shows that stereotypes aren’t always true and labels shouldn’t mean anything!

    • Obatala
      September 15, 06:02 Reply

      uhm pray tell, where in Port Harcourt is this night club?

      • Dennis Macauley
        September 15, 06:18 Reply

        He used to work at D2D, then casablanca, and later he moved to kelly’s sports bar. I’m not certain where he is now, but he is pretty popular here!

        If you checked the word “power bottom” in the dictionary, you will find a picture of him right next to the word!


  2. xpressivejboy
    September 15, 05:44 Reply

    *teary eyed* Painful…so heartbreaking indeed. **dabs**

  3. enKayced
    September 15, 06:34 Reply

    Those are actually the kind of guys that can turn me on comfortably. I remember one Akwa Ibom dude I met at a gym some time back. Muscular with all the necessary appendages to go with it.
    After taking all the risks involved in opening up to him and baring my request, imagine my utmost delight when I found out in the heat of the action that he wanted my candy bar in between his heavenly, muscular, perfectly sculpted cakes!
    *rubs hands together mischievously*
    The rest was history!
    Unfortunately, as with all good things, he went back to his state of origin, i went back to my state of detachment and it all came to a crashing end.
    Still planning a trip to Uyo though… The cakes are that good!
    Mr Bassey and King can attest to what good cakes do to a man’s thinking.

    • Lothario
      September 15, 06:41 Reply

      Hahahaha…him to his state of origin, you to your state of detachment…..classic!

      • enKayced
        September 15, 07:15 Reply

        Dear Lothario,

        I won’t be responsible for what happens if you pique my curiosity.

        For Kitodiaries

    • king
      September 15, 15:59 Reply

      Very well my dear..very well indeed!!!

    • Mr Bassey
      September 15, 18:18 Reply

      Yes boo!!!, I have a throbbing sweet tooth and cakes r my only source of relief.

  4. Lothario
    September 15, 06:45 Reply

    Truth is, sometimes that’s the way the cookie crumbles…..I’ve always wondered about those bouncer types though. In Nigeria, they only build up their top half and end up looking a bit like Johnny Bravo, hence the lack of cakes. Then those hard bodies….a soft landing is always appreciated…. But maybe I’ll give it a go one day.

  5. Rapu'm
    September 15, 06:47 Reply

    Hihihahahaha. Abeg I get exam today, make una no make me fail with laugh.

  6. gad
    September 15, 06:59 Reply

    Muscled and built bottoms is a great turn on.

    • king
      September 15, 16:00 Reply

      Ahhhh Gad….yoi could say that again!!!

  7. enKayced
    September 15, 07:12 Reply

    And Dennis, pray, do find out where our power bottoms bounces right now. I just might turn up in P.H for that.
    In Other News, I hung out with LegalKoboko on Saturday evening.
    There would be no need for TMI. Lets just say 2 Kitodiariesians had a long, frank conversation about life on the DL in our neighborhood!

    • Legalkoboko
      September 15, 16:20 Reply

      …and I felt like letting enkayced do all the talking while I sat there smiling, grinning and encouraging him to say more.
      The guy is a brilliant first class entertainer. No dull moment.

      Absalom sorry ooo. We were so carried away with our chat we never thought about pikshors.

  8. lluvmua
    September 15, 08:20 Reply

    LolZzzzzzz na wa ooooo *sips tea* ROTFL

  9. Dominic
    September 15, 08:21 Reply

    What Dominic wants. Dear God, please bring them to me, been dreaming and praying for years to meet one. It’s a huge turn on knowing I’m banging someone more masculine than me. Time to hit the gym!

    • Ruby
      September 15, 09:07 Reply

      This is what brought about the term “Macho Mary*
      This can ß̍̍̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ very Depressing *speakin from experience* but then, what can we do about it???

  10. Remy Dubois
    September 15, 13:24 Reply

    I just pray I don’t fall in love with one…my heart can’t take it biko…buh just incase I steewpidly do…is there any topping school I can enrol him at?

  11. king
    September 15, 16:10 Reply

    Ahhhh I too have my experience and here it is…there was this guy that was all macho and manly and will always loudly tell all that he is a very strong top…lol!!! well I happened to meet him at a party some years back and we got talking and he requested that he come visit me one evening and I was curious cause (was there no one that didn’t know that King tops bottoms and even tops that don’t know where they belong?) ok so he comes and still wondering why he was in my pad allowed him a shower and with curiously gave him dinner…hmmm without much talk sha….he playfully asked to blow me and I agreed oh boi..not to bore you with details but needless to say the morning found him going home with a slight was 3 or 4 rounds of the SCHLONG…..and he called again to secure another date!!!!!!….i always smiled at the twinny bots that kept on wagging their tails at him….”thinking lost cause”

  12. Legalkoboko
    September 15, 16:34 Reply

    This king is just something else. Lol!!
    Supper top no be small. Your Almighty SCHLONG deserves an award jor
    *clears throat *

  13. Mr Bassey
    September 15, 18:29 Reply

    Yeah Dennis, I’m due in PH tomorrow, and that burly bouncer’s musculed glutes will def make my stay very interesting. So do a brother a favour and track him down for me PLEASE!!!!!

    • king
      September 16, 03:48 Reply

      Yes puhlease biko…give b4 d guy wanks his dick off ooo

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