Photo: Someone apparently has Beef

Photo: Someone apparently has Beef

MadonnaLOL! Someone please tell Joe Aito that lesbians aren’t a pack of flies breaking out from a larval congested environment. If he hasn’t been able to get a girlfriend in Madonna University, he should blame it on his lack of skills, and not on the lesbians.

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  1. Pete
    January 23, 05:15 Reply

    This is my Alma mater & the writer is spouting nonsense

    • MacArdry
      January 23, 14:18 Reply

      Heavenly days!
      You came out of Madonna too?.

      • Pete
        January 23, 16:48 Reply

        Yea. Graduated in 2008

  2. obatala
    January 23, 05:19 Reply

    Some dudes are just plain retarded. I wonder what statistical parameters he used to carry out the “lesbiano-survey” the statement is so sweeping and laughable. utterly ridiculous. Slowpoke. I however take offence at the uniben and pidgin English thing. # angry face.

    • pinkpanthertb
      January 23, 05:20 Reply

      Hehehehee! Seems he’s wrong on a lot of statistics, ei?

    • trystham
      January 23, 09:28 Reply

      errr…..uhm…erm…they can like to speak pidgin at UNIBEN.

      • obatala
        January 23, 13:16 Reply

        trystham, I have been watching Saw back to back. Just thought u should know.

    • MacArdry
      January 23, 14:21 Reply

      Actually,he got the uniben and pidgin thing right.

  3. Khristopher B!
    January 23, 05:34 Reply

    He just may be correct because during our days of internship. The two female students from Madonna uni where openly bi, and didn’t currrr

    • Gad
      January 23, 17:29 Reply

      That you know 2 lesbians who graduated from Madonna doesn’t make the school a breeding ground for lesbianism.

  4. Mercury
    January 23, 05:46 Reply

    Awwwwwww, someone obviously has no game……and is taking it out on Madonna babes…..poor Joe Aito

  5. Oluwadamilare Okoro
    January 23, 05:49 Reply


    I knw the guy… such a cute thing; but I have always known that’s the only thing he got working for him.

  6. DeadlyDarius
    January 23, 06:08 Reply

    Why do I have 13 mutual facebook friends with this supposedly hetero guy? #ThingsThatKeepMeUpAtNight

  7. Max
    January 23, 06:20 Reply


  8. Dennis Macauley
    January 23, 06:36 Reply

    Erm! This is obviously not a scientific study and holds no water, but the guy is somewhat correct!

    MU has strict rules of residence, male and female students live separately and are not allowed in each others hostels. You what they say; “when the desirable is not available, the available becomes desirable”

    Rumor has it also that they turn out lots of gay men!

    ***pours my morning coffee***

    • imvu
      January 23, 14:19 Reply

      We also have strict rules of residence and there’s no lesbians in my school.

      • pinkpanthertb
        January 23, 14:28 Reply

        Is it a bad thing if there are? Cos you sound like lesbianism is a distasteful thing to have in your school. Speaking of, are you are guy confidently declaring this?

      • DeadlyDarius
        January 23, 16:07 Reply

        What, so u installed CCTV cameras in every female student room and monitored their nightly activities for 6 months, right?

  9. Chizzie
    January 23, 06:50 Reply

    Well its a catholic institution…so he does have a point. There’s something abt roman catholism that gays ppl up, atleast in my opinion. Most of the gay folks I know are Catholic or attended a catholic institution at some point in life. And most Catholics have gay tendencies ( again IMO) .When I see a hot guy w a rosary, it gives me hope that he might be on the DL and in most cases I am right.

    so someone really needs to do some survey or investigation, on what it is abt roman catholism dt predisposes one to be gay, seriously

    • Mercury
      January 23, 06:54 Reply

      Lol, This soon funny……it might be the holy water.

    • wytem
      January 23, 11:54 Reply

      Tres inelligent la!

    • Chuck
      January 23, 12:41 Reply

      Wrong. Where are your survey numbers? Maybe gay people went to Catholic school because the schools were good. Most Catholics have gay tendencies? Even if it’s your opinion try to evaluate your claims using reasonable methods.

      Gad wrote an opinion that was well founded. Please emulate him.

  10. Oluwadamilare Okoro
    January 23, 06:53 Reply

    Here I am waiting for som1 to come n say this guy is DL so I can quickly scan my phone for his number and start flirting away!


  11. #TeamKizito
    January 23, 07:03 Reply


    Catholics and gay tendencies. Tsk.
    Hot guy with a rosary..? Chai.

    Funny you.

  12. Ace
    January 23, 07:08 Reply

    Lol! I can’t deal this morning!

  13. Deola
    January 23, 07:30 Reply

    ‘Madonna is like a lesbian incubator, put in your innocent daughters and four years later have your hardcore lesbos’.

    I died! Lol. This dude seems pained, maybe the rejection of his advances from some Madonna girls has him thinking this way….

    One of those guys who think they are probably God’s gift to women, so she’s not interested which means she’s got to be a lesbian.
    What do I know…

  14. Stickysly
    January 23, 07:40 Reply

    Proudly Uniben here.
    I do not like stereotypes and generalizations.
    As regards pidgin English and Uniben; that’s utter rubbish.

    **probably one of those who tried unsuccessfully to gain admission **

  15. yours_truly
    January 23, 07:53 Reply

    Well seeing is my alma matter I can boldly state that this dude is full of sh##…well certainly der re lesbians der I mean wher re dey not…but that’s like overstating…he shud be on top of his game and stop bitchin like a teenage gurl…Girls der re just too classy for him!!

  16. Khaleesi
    January 23, 10:34 Reply

    Sigh … its pathetic the sort of twisted idiots we have to share the earth with day in, day out … what a waste of valuable oxygen … sigh …

    • Lord II
      January 24, 00:58 Reply

      Lol!!!! Among all the comments here this was by far the one that got ‘cooked my meal’!

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