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  1. Lyanna
    October 12, 08:41 Reply

    Body movement..(if you get my meaning). Either by me or her. I suddenly get lazy to move a limb or begin to then realize her weight on me. Though this was rarely the case with “the ex” cos with her, sex was…it was like being in heaven.

      • Lyanna
        October 12, 09:29 Reply

        Cos sex isn’t everything😀. If it was, I’d be in another realm, making a garland of flowers. My bliss would know no bounds.

        • Pink Panther
          October 12, 11:39 Reply

          😂😂😂😂😂 True that. If sex was everything, lots of the world’s problems would be solved.

  2. Mitch
    October 12, 08:57 Reply

    You have permission to eat my ass before chooking your preeq inside me. You absolutely do not have permission to slip it out and eat me out some more.

    Mba!
    That is a capital offence.
    One that can earn you a hot slap.
    Once you have inserted, do the do to the end. Or, at least, till I tell you to stop (which never happens)

    🚶🚶🚶

  3. trystham
    October 12, 12:48 Reply

    After struggling to douche and clean-up and I see a teensy smidgen of poop…I’m no more doing again. My feelings of failure overwhelms the spirit of konji

  4. BlackPope
    October 12, 16:32 Reply

    Nigga say some romantic words while I moan, even if you don’t mean those words just say em… Wait, looking me straight in the eye with a “woju” expression is prohibited, just make those eyes sexy asf while fucking… Plus u need some shower before kissing, caressing or sex, don’t make me perceive some foul odour…
    Lastly, kiss passionately, don’t kiss like you’re a learner or you’ve got some mouth odour…

  5. Mike
    October 13, 15:00 Reply

    The hole is too deep, too wide. My brain goes like

    “ewo, this one is a whore, I didn’t know and I didn’t pick up on it initially”.

    90% of the time no matter what I am pulling out, if I managed to continue, your never seeing me again.

    Another turn off, I wanna rim and I see poo. Mehn forget it and good thing is, I won’t tell you, I’ll just stop. Until you take a shower or decide to washup of your own volition, I won’t tell you.

  6. Rexy
    October 15, 01:32 Reply

    1. Boasting before action.
    2. leaving to take a pee in between, you’ll find me sleeping Allah kwa
    3. Stinking body… Some body sweat smell is hot but you see that mainroad agbero smell… Tueeh
    4.cumming inside without permission.
    5. Going straight to action without foreplay.

    • Peace
      October 18, 23:31 Reply

      No 5 capital offence punishable by death on a tree.

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