KITO ALERT! XVI

KITO ALERT! XVI

So a friend of mine, King Bey, who had a flight out of Lagos on a Friday, decided to have a little fun on Badoo – fun that quickly turned from its amorous intent to something else the moment he realized he might be on to a kito guy.

Check on the following screengrabs King Bey shared in a gay group of their interaction.

And then, of course he got the guy’s number.

And his pictures…

And at this point, a couple of other guys who had encountered this guy on Badoo shared their chats, which pointed to an M.O. that doesn’t seem to have gotten an upgrade.  

Meanwhile, King Bey is at the airport, getting ready to take off, all the while, letting the Ojo guy think he’s in fact in his vicinity.

And then when King Bey is finally settled in his flight, ready to take off, he let the fool have it.

Now let me say this: When he tells you he stays in Ojo, owns a supermarket, is a business man, asks you to come see him and tells you he will send his boy to come get you from the junction, RUN!

These kito guys seem to have deduced that gay men on the search for a hookup are about three things: wealth, good looks and good sex. Always try to be discerning in your conversations with guys online, especially (for those of you Lagosians) those who tell you they stay in red zones like Ojo, Okokomaiko, Abule Ado, Satellite Town, Ikotun, even Festac, and most recently Oniru. This is not to say that there aren’t genuine gay men living in these areas who are simply looking to have fun, but it’s best to be safe than sorry.

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  1. Nwokedimma
    February 05, 07:42 Reply

    Ibusa Delta state, na their style be this. Fake guy full badoo biko, even Facebook. Meeting people is strictly on recommendations! Guys be wise or better still fall back to the friends you know before now. One love

  2. Ikemefuna
    February 05, 08:56 Reply

    I don’t think anyone living living at the ojo axis is real. I’ll be sending my “kito escape story”. We have to stay woke, people.

      • Ikemefuna
        February 05, 10:09 Reply

        I just sent you an email, keep me anonymous please

    • Dan
      November 20, 12:23 Reply

      You’re wrong bro, i stay in Ojo and am 100% real.

  3. vikktor
    February 06, 20:30 Reply

    ibusa delta? wow I am surprised

  4. labilabi
    February 14, 13:20 Reply

    born jan 22 . this young guy is a real klepto . you had better not invite him to your place . he steals alot . phones , laptops , boxers , money any thing he can lay his hands on. he claims he was voodooed . he stays around abule egba works in ojodu berger . guys beware pls
    his face book is labii_lore . whatsapp no 08149501781 . instagram labii bespoke shoes (Labi carter) ( he claims he is into shoe making pls beware)

  5. labilabi
    February 14, 13:36 Reply

    born jan 22 . this young guy is a real klepto . you had better not invite him to your place . he steals alot . phones , laptops , boxers , money any thing he can lay his hands on. he claims he was voodooed . he stays around abule egba works in ojodu berger . guys beware pls
    his face book is labii_lore . whatsapp no 08149501781 . instagram labii bespoke shoes (Labi carter) ( he claims he is into shoe making pls beware) orn jan 22 . this young guy is a real klepto . you had better not invite him to your place . he steals alot . phones , laptops , boxers , money any thing he can lay his hands on. he claims he was voodooed . he stays around abule egba works in ojodu berger

    • kolade-TB
      February 15, 16:30 Reply

      wahooo . i know this guy ooo . he is really a strong thief . they call him labi . he visited a friend of mine and can you believe it stole the guys boxers , hahhaaa . so so funny . he had a black eye from beatings awhile back ,

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