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IMG-20160513-WA000Lol. Oya o. This is for us in #TeamSingle. What category of bachelor are you or do you aspire to be before you succumb to #TeamMGM

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    1. Show us evidence. Where is the ring? Is your marriage to a man or woman? When was the wedding? Was there asoebi? How much was the dowry? All these you have to answer to convince us and not confuse us that you are married.

    2. Bia Di-Navy don’t be silly, your Ozband has not settled umunna! We are still waiting on him to come and collect list.

      If you call yourself married one one time again I will slap you from Istanbul to India

    3. What kind of bae? *narrowing eyes in a Maxine expression* The one with north and south regions? Or the one with front and back districts?

    4. Wait what?

      You are clearly not who I thought you were, and I thought my CIA skills were on fleek!

      Oh god! I’m loosing my mojo ??

    5. My apologies. I kept telling myself I owe you a response. And kept forgetting. Must be something to do with my Principal Bachelorhood

    6. Have you been cyber-sniffing for my identity? Lmao. You go old. Thankfully I’m not on instagram. So you can just forget your base of operations.

    7. Hian Mandy! You don tey for shelf like that? Dust go don gather for ur head taya.

      I go put ur for prayer for today vigil. U don over due to go husband house. All small small shidren way u reach born as piking for KD, don dey husband house finish, u de here dey wait for Mr Dimma. #Ndo

  1. lol… should anyone below 30 even be referred to as a bachelor? Dennis my dear, u’re not legally of age yet, to be addressed as a “bachelor”.

  2. Bachelor 1. Going to sleep on the floor of MFM for the Lord to send bae my way.

  3. I clocked into Principal Bachelorhood last month. By the grace of God, I shall proceed to Deputy Chief Bachelor and then reevaluate.

  4. Officially entering senior bachelorhood in a couple of months. *breaksdown*.

    Meanwhile PP did you get my mail? Courtesy demands that you should atleast acknowledge that you got it ?

  5. **sigh** Not easy being a senior bachelor in this our very competitive neighbourhood. Even worse when you r an aunty Ngoo.

  6. Bin seeing this upandan and it lost its amusement at 1st sight. My sis/cousin shared it with me n I instantly got irritated. Placing premium on marriage nobody seems to know why it is established besides procreation in d 1st place. Please!!!

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