The Six Gays You’ll Date Before You Die

The Six Gays You’ll Date Before You Die

0Lol. A Kito-Diaries-ian brought this YouTube video to my notice. Hilarious, and quite insightful. Just about covers the different kinds of gay men there are available in the dating pool.

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  1. Dennis Macauley
    July 16, 05:55 Reply

    Hilarious! I think I have dated the closeted guy, and the slut (we all have). I am currently dating the queen, I buy shirts and after sometime they disappear because the queen thinks they are “so last season”. You need to see my bathroom, full of all manner of cosmetic products and he doesn’t live permanently with me *sigh*

    • pinkpanthertb
      July 16, 05:59 Reply

      Hahahahahaa!!! Such invasion, and he’s not even an alien. 🙂

    • chestnut
      July 16, 09:20 Reply

      Lol.really? This is d same heavy-duty-vehicle mechanic,no?

      • July 16, 20:28 Reply

        As in!! Thanks Chestnut..tot I was the only one who remembered Dennis said he was dating a mechanic kinda rough guy…oh well…

        The way he gives his life stories on all most any topic one begins to wonder how only one person can have all these apt excitement in his life. Like and we live in Nigeria for that matter too

    • KingBey
      July 17, 04:44 Reply

      Oh now your dating a Queen? It’s no longer the Tough-looking Mechanic? Issokay !

      • pinkpanthertb
        July 17, 05:13 Reply

        He never said he was dating a tough-looking mechanic. My goodness, you people! His exact words according to his write-up ‘In Pursuit of Excellence’ (if y’all will care to confirm before shooting your mouths off) were:

        ‘I am currently dating an amazing guy who changed the way I look at love and life. He is a geek of the highest order and works as an engineer specializing in fixing heavy duty vehicles. There is no other person in the entire Rivers State, Nigeria who can fix the kind of cars that he fixes, so he is some sort of hot cake. Now he works in yellow coveralls (the rest of the technicians wear black), his helmet has a Hannah Montana sticker on it and he works in pink patent leather safety boots, swinging his hips to the beat of Beyoncé’s rhythm anytime he is working.’

        Now, how does that say tough, and not queen? Jeez!

  2. Absalom
    July 16, 06:15 Reply

    Lol. I think some of these types may not apply to Naija e.g. nearly every gay man here is THE closeted gay…so…

    Disclaimer: The list that follows is not meant to offend oh, abeg.

    1. The Married Gay.
    2. The Off-The-Gay-Scene Gay.
    3. The Serial Dater (9 boyfriends in 4 weeks)
    4. The Converted Gay.
    5. The Bisexual Gay.
    6. The Kito Gay.

    Ok, I’m done here. *flees*

      • Absalom
        July 16, 07:29 Reply

        Lol. My dear, every gay man in this country is potential Kito until otherwise proven!

    • Koteh
      July 19, 17:17 Reply

      1 Million Kisses Absalom…..mwuaaaaaahhhhh

  3. Khaleesi
    July 16, 07:00 Reply

    great video!!! I was literally rolling on the floor. I think in naija we have mostly the closeted gays and the sluts! I have traces of the queen sha …

    • pinkpanthertb
      July 16, 07:11 Reply

      Of course you do, Khaleesi. When someone is as pretty and glamorous as you are, the queen shines thru. 😀

  4. trystham
    July 16, 07:09 Reply

    Did y’all see the way the closeted guy pushed the ‘victim’ when they saw his mom? I wan die

  5. sensuousensei
    July 16, 08:46 Reply

    I love the queen. Have a pal like that. Makes me laff till my sides ache whenever we are together.

  6. Chizzie
    July 16, 14:29 Reply

    lol im the Queen for obvious reasons and my bf …eh well couldn’t find him here

  7. deola
    July 16, 20:20 Reply

    That kitty throw pillow with the ears at the end is sooo cute!!! I want one!!!

    • pinkpanthertb
      July 17, 13:09 Reply

      Yes dear. We already knew you were one the first day you stepped in here, flipping your long blond weaveon here and there.

  8. techie
    August 10, 11:14 Reply

    lol… i’m dating the closeted bisexual queen. fml

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