How To Give A Blow Job (Fellatio 101)

How To Give A Blow Job (Fellatio 101)

Facebook user, Olu Bunmi, has some knowledge to pass across. I’m sure she meant it for straight women, but perhaps us gays can use with some information too?

Well, guys, here it is: Olu Bunmi’s FELLATIO 101.

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This is for people who have a sensitive gag reflex or people who don’t like the thought of a penis in their mouth, but want to pleasure their men.

Get a mint. Or some wine. Or warm liquid chocolate. Or some whipped cream. This will take your mind off the feeling of a penis in your mouth.

Get some oil (not palm oil o). That ubiquitous anointing oil? Ehn… bring it out and anoint that penis. Pour some in your palms and rub them together to make the oil warm. Massage the penis with it. Gently. Gently massage the ball(s) as well.

Use the tip of your tongue to play with him. Now, take a swig of the wine or molten chocolate or cream, and then take him in your mouth. Most men do not like the feeling of teeth against their penis, so you will need to master the technique of letting your lips cover your teeth. You also need to suck your cheeks in to create suction on the penis. Gently lick his tentacles too. Skip this section if you absolutely cannot have a penis in your mouth.

Now, on the under part of the penis, near the tip, is a scar. This is for circumcised men o. I have never been with an uncircumcised man. So, if your man has not been circumcised… ? I don’t know if this will work. There is a scar from where the foreskin was cut. This scar is sensitive from my experience. Just concentrate on that scar. Use the tip of your tongue and the flat of your tongue to play with it. Alternate between the two. Just concentrate on that area. Now, grip the base of the penis as comfortably tight as you can. Ask him how comfortable he is with your grip. Grip that base with one hand and concentrate on the scar area at the top with your tongue. You can also massage that scar area with your thumb. Now, work your hand up and down the penis. Let him thrust between your hand. You can also do titty-fork while you continue to concentrate on that scar tissue with your tongue.

Do this with some nice soft music in the background. Ask him if he likes what you are doing. Listen to his body. You will know when you are doing something right as his body will quite likely respond. He might writhe with ecstasy. He might hold your head down. He might grasp your hair. He might moan and groan.

You. Will. Know.

Be adventurous.

I can’t post a picture of a penis here but if you need an illustration of where that scar is, inbox me.

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  1. Omiete
    December 14, 18:38 Reply

    Wow okay while that is informative I cannot suck a man that has been oiled. Personally sha. Every aboki with his kettle

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