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Photo: Evidence Of Jim Iyke’s IQ

received_744247085669369I just can’t with this dude.

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    1. What can he do really? Cringe worthy actor!

      Horrible presenter!

      Please comot for my face make I see road pass ***in asa’s voice***

    2. My dear, talk all u want about this one. I’ve met him and that encounter left a sour taste in my mouth

    3. ………..And so, that was how Jim Iyke died on KD!

      Deola!!!!!!!!!!

      Iron sponge! Back of Pot!

      Choi!!

      And we said Chizzie had bad mouth abi? Issoright!

    4. As in ehn I jst screamed wen I saw shorter dan his destiny.

      Many pple here r jst wicked.

      Some of this celebs r here and read ds tins.

      Bt we’d neva know

    5. Max, you ain’t right…..LMAO……by the way my friend be dying here thirsting after you, and pinky has refused to help a brother out….sorry L.B I tried.

    6. ………And that was how I died on KD with Jim Iyke!

      Chisos!!

      U guys r mean!!

      First, he was/is shorter than his destiny nd now this? Wtf!

      Lmaoooooooooooooooo!

  1. Wait…is it the same Jim Iyke,whom rumour has it that his regular bedroom-talk is: “this is my first time…I’m not gay…I’m just experimenting…” ? That same Jim iYke? Ok.

  2. News making the rounds indicates that Jim Iyke is gay. Could it be one of the lies we hear in the gaybourhood or he is suffering from internalized homophobia

  3. These local celebrities! If I talk now, PP will say I don’t like African celebs. You see how these horrible actors reason?

    Jim Iyke? Really? Your stories are legendary! Find a BBC to sit on! (not like it will be the first time anyway)

    Nansense

  4. And wasn’t this the same Jim Iyke who hosted AMAA Awards couple of years back and, to make up for his poor presentation skills, started making homophobic jokes – even as his co-host Nse Ikpe Etim tried subtly to get him to stop?

    Apparently he is possessed again. *dialling TB Joshua for a rematch*

  5. *speechless*

    but this short man likes d**ks na!

    That I know,so why all the pretence of homophobia?

    I guess his lil bubble was about to be pricked! I wait for further news…..

  6. Well, nigga hasn’t been in the news for any reason-good or bad-and he desperately needed to.

    I think he has succeeded. Such a cheap and uninteresting life.

    Celebrity nshi na ahu

  7. Mscheew!

    Y is there this urge for every Nigerian man to declare a public hetero status?

    Whether is guilt or stupidity, or both, I really don’t know.

    If he thinks his lips are so great and worthy of kissing, he must b an Alice wondering in sum silly corner.

  8. Mtscheewwww!

    I’d rather kiss a frog nd maybe watch it turn into a prince rather than kiss this onu ikputu!

    I always knew this guy was a mumu but now I know his mumu is an overripe one!

    If ppl Like Terrence Jenkins or even Trey Songz say this, I go just dey beg dey cry for ground but not this one with harmattan cracked nd boil infested lips!

    Nonsense, condiments nd Ingredients!

  9. Oya clap for yaseff Jimmy.. you have proved beyond reasonable doubt that you are one straight-ass-mofo with your pout and homophobic status update. Now.. have a seat.

  10. But wait oh, what is it with ‘straight’ guys And this delusion that every gay dude wants a piece of you. If you looked like and had lips like Trey Songz or Terrence Jenkins then we would understand but this bitch is pouting lips that looks like the sponge that we use to scrub the bottom of the pot and he’s talking nonsense, mr iyke you and your iron sponge lips should park well and take several seats abeg. Mtchewww!!! Oniranu! NEXT!

  11. I never cared much for this “wannabe” … right from the get-go … this post is totally asinine and dumb – witted. Why am i not surprised?! I’ve also heard rumors of how he craves dick like its about to go outta fashion ….

    Mtchwww … he’s not worth the time and trouble … wayy better men to fantasize about out there …

  12. These KD people and their tongues bikonu

    May I never get in a fight with some of y’all

    How can someone be shorter than his destiny?

    ***hot tears***

  13. Oh! Jimmy! Really, could you get any more moronic than you already are? Methinks we need to schedule a brain transplant from Spongebob to you! Kalte! *in Kareena Kapoor’s voice*

  14. Hahahaa Max dear if u don’t wanna see mine,I wanna see urs*licking my lips already,rimming max imaginatively*

  15. What was that Linda Ikeji said about the short outfit he wore for a red carpet award event? “Look, see, flip weavon and continue walking.”

  16. The MOST IRRITATING feature of this thing is his belle. Then the annoying wannabe American accent n supposed rugged and fine boy looks. I could just retch

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